My sloppy love jingle

saw her while I was sitting at the counter
I knew there's a girl I want to encounter
her eyes were screaming get of my face
but man, I just can't resist that leopard lace
hanging under that denim jacket, my heart's in a bracket
with her brass knuckle hips busting open my lips
I got KO'd by the thought of a kiss
shiit bitch, I sent a sign that you missed
now if this was a bar the tides would be turned around
by the loud sound of speakers that make so many so proud
but not me, no I'm the kinda guy
who in a blink of an eye is not shy, but fly
I'm emotional but trust me I don't cry,
just an hopeless romantic who wants to buy you a drink
and make you think "damn did this guy just give me a wink"
haha, yes I did, now let's sit and take a sip
so I can make you see who is me, not the person you think you see
not the guy in teal, but like seal, with some gaps in my "teeth"

I'm really a stand up guy
I won't lie, I'd like to see you lie
in my bed for a fortnight and just smile
and we can take it slow or go wild all night

but for now my mind's all KA-BLOW
cause you won this round
but I ain't down, I'll get you
so I can give you your crown